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Cashier: That'll be $4.03

Me: I only have $4...

Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents

Me: ...........

Cashier: ........

Me: what are we?

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I had sex in the church my family goes to with the preacher's son in the basement during a service. I'm a guy.

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dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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10 Things You Need to Know About the iPhone 6

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The iPhone 6 Comes in Two Large Sizes

When Apple introduced the iPhone 5s and 5c, they told everyone that it was the perfect size for a phone. Just one year later, the tech company admitted that they were wrong when they announced the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. These amazing new devices…

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